That’s right, J.R.’s callin’ you all out. Whatcha gonna do about it? Seems he’s got this Carnival of the Liberals thing happenin’ next humpday and yous been holdin’ out on him. Yeah, that’s right. You’re holdin’ out, see? Ya promised him your best liberal bloggin’ and yous hasn’t come through with the goods yet. Well, he sent me to tell yous your time’s runnin’ out, see? You heard me! Your time’s runnin’ out! Ya gots to next Tuesday, quittin’ time and then it’s curtains. Somethin’ bad’s gonna happen, if yous catch my drift. Somethin’ real bad, see? And no one wants that, so send the man whats’ yous owes ‘im.
